*reapplies lipstick after i finish sucking dick*
"I’m just gonna ask you 73 questions in an unreasonably short amount of time.”
listen to ya mans
it appears that i am… (adjusts glasses) (flips through pages of memo pad) (presses fingers to temples) (sweats) (whispers) …. gay
What do you want people to remember about Breaking Bad?
why is catcalling called catcalling? i like cats and i would quite like them calling me to see how i am or to make plans to meet for brunch, catcalling should be called something more accurate like asshole screeching or insecure masculinity
No, it’s a private video that was purchased from me, I just figured I’d gif it.
the wwf’s living planet report 2014, which discovered that we’ve lost half of all the world’s wildlife in the past fourty years, showed more specifically that the population of common dormice dropped by 43 percent between 1993 and 2010.
not only are dormice vulnerable to habitat loss, but they’re hesitant to cross open fields, and the grubbing out of hedgerows in recent decades has removed the wildlife corridors between woods that has allowed the dormice to move more freely to new habitat.
dormice have very specialized diets of berries and nuts, and with less habitat they are unable to seek out enough food to fatten up before their six month hibernation (which was featured in these two posts).
I made a video because of reasons, and I figured I’d gif it for y’all :)
This is the kind of thing you get on my private blog, and not at all a regular occurrence on this blog. If you would like to see uncensored gifs and pictures of yours truly, you can buy access to my private blog for $10! Just send at least $10 to email@example.com via giftrocket. You can also message me personally if you have any requests, and we can discuss prices depending on what you like.
Well here’s how you can make that happen
1. Send money to firstname.lastname@example.org via giftrocket
Different things are different prices!
Kik - $5
Snapchat - $5
Private blog - $10
2. Buy me something off of my wishlist
If you would like a service, buy an item of equal or higher value
You will also receive photos/videos of me with that item/using that item (etc)
Remember, you need to provide proof as well. If you buy something off of my wishlist, you need to wait until I get it in order to get your service. If you send me money via giftrocket you get your service as soon as the payment clears.
If you have any requests, you’re welcome to send me an ask/email me and we’ll discuss a price depending on what you like!
This is a reminder that I have a private blog, which you can purchase access to, by sending at least $10 to email@example.com. The private blog contains uncensored photos and gifs, and is updated at least once a week, but usually more often.
DO NOT ALTER OR REMOVE AND PART OF THE ORIGINAL POST.
Sunday morning nudes, because why not?
Casual friendly reminder that I have a NSFW blog (which is much more explicit than the regular content on here) and you can find out how to access that here.
But if like 20 of you bought my private blog, that would be fan-freakin-tastic. I could reeeeaaallly use some help right now, I feel like I’m in a never-ending game of catch up. I put a lot of effort into the private blog, I promise it’s worth your $10.